Minion who has been following me around all this year showed up today

The minion was by my bag while I was away . I wonder what it is she did to the bat  I wonder what surprise is in there  I wonder if that instant coffee that's in the bag has been tainted with poison  because that's what I'm thinking happened . Only the agents know for sure what it is she did or what it is she was instructed to do  and the truth will come out later  right now I don't feel safe using the instant coffee  and it's such a struggle for me to buy anything  it's really frustrating