Gibberish Minion

I saw this minion two days ago at the via 5 points. Amazing he was there at the moment I was walking through. They first sent him at me when they were trying to get me to stop taking pictures. He sat too close to me talking gibberish and drooling all over himself. He has a bad habit of telling all kinds of people he is going to shank them. One of these days he is going to say this to the wrong person. He doesn't like having his picture taken. I becsam