minions were instructed to leave electronics unattended

One minion after another are doing this extremely strange thing leaving their electronics next to me unattended. They should be more careful someone is going to take them and it isn't going to be me. The moronic fools are listening to my ex husband walking around telling people I am a thief you morons better wake up you are listening to a astronomically stupid sociopath you are loosing your freedom because your fool enough to believe the fat crazy man