Adam Sandler

I talked to Adam when I was walking the streets of the Bronx and Brooklyn I think I was in the Bronx when I stopped to talk to him he was telling me how his shoes were worn out but he didn't know it and it turns out mine were too. he told me how he had a short of glass impelled through his foot and he had to go into the hospital and they stitched it up and put them back on the streets turns out I stepped on a lot of shards of glass and nearly suffered the same injury. he told me about a makeup artist a famous makeup artist in Hollywood who is completely insane and likes to ruin marriages. turns out I know her too and she never shuts her damn mouth isn't that amazing. shortly after I talked to him I had no shoes at all they broke all my shoes and that was their big plan. I kind of think that Lauren Michaels had a little bit to do with it maybe a lot to do with it and remember he fired Adam Sandler because he didn't understand his humor.